Some penguins simply spend their time standing in large groups waiting for their time in the inner circle to keep warm. Some penguins build nests of dirt, grasses or even stones. Penguins have been known to steal pebbles and stones for their nest. Females have been known to prostitute for them. Others simply pass one from their kidney. While this is quite painful, it is known to cause some penguins to have to reschedule holiday parties. Finally, you can say you know one such penguin!

So now that I have passed my 2 small and one larger stone, and I've stopped writhing in pain and crying mommy, I'm ready to party again! The tree is trimmed, the halls are decked and the deck is at the end of the hall. Fa la la la la, la la la la!

This time it'll be:

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2005
STARTING AT 4PM
335 Valverde Dr. in South San Francisco, CA 94080

So again, I ask that you bring your favorite appetizer and a wrapped white elephant gift (something you have around the house is fine) for a crazy Santa gift exchange. (But if you can't bring a thing, don't fret, you'll be taken care of!)

Feel free to bring your other friends or family. Stop by for a quick hello or stay the night. Just come enjoy some holiday cheer.

"Ark," the herald penguins sing, glory to the penguin king!
"Penguin"